Hey everyone, it worked, I had a super productive conversation with exactly the right person on the Metal team! Thanks for helping me get Apple's attention. I didn't at all expect this amount of support.
https://anukari.com/blog/devlog/productive-conversation-appl...
Once again, HN has fulfilled its true purpose: cutting through the red tape that is placed in the front of every large corporation's customer support.
Congratulations and good luck with your project!