83 comments
  • bakje8h

    Perhaps the gemini-cli bot arguing with itself is taking its toll

    https://github.com/google-gemini/gemini-cli/issues/16750

    • MattIPv48h

      https://github.com/google-gemini/gemini-cli/issues/16723 is even worse, GitHub shows `5195 remaining items` in the collapsed timeline.

    • lol7688h

      Jeez, what a mess. Some of those issues have over 5000 events on them.

      I really hope that didn't send emails out to people.

    • pdimitar8h

      I could not resist to put my sarcastic comment about RAM price increases serving a good cause in there.

      • dgxyz8h

        Having just had to buy 4TB of RAM, I appreciate this.

        • MisterTea8h

          That's like 100,000 USD. I keep thinking about making a rap video wearing a 10 TB gold chain surrounded by big booty girls with their naughty bits covered in m.2 SSD's while dissing the AI industry. Though I cant afford the RAM :-/

          • zxcvasd8h

            like most rap videos do with cars/jets/mansions, just rent the ram sticks for a few hours!

          • TheJoeMan7h

            It’s sad that I can’t interpret if you mean to actually shoot your rap video on film, or have an AI generate it lol. Either way you’re going to need RAM.

            • kps5h

              Shooting on film doesn't need any RAM. Unfortunately the price of silver is also through the roof.

          • dgxyz7h

            Yep that much. 64Gb DDR5 ECC sticks (128Gb don't exist at the moment apparently). They declined the PO 6 months ago. That'll teach 'em.

            I was pissed that there weren't any sticks heading to the recycling out of the nodes otherwise I would make myself that chain :)

          • dpacmittal6h

            Use Veo

    • omoikane7h

      Maybe the bots need rule of ko.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rules_of_Go#Ko

    • embedding-shape8h

      Haha, reminds me off bringing down office mail servers by accidentally creating loops of emails back in the day... What is old is new again, but this time with probabilities :)

    • johnisgood8h

      Wonderful, lmao.

  • nullfish9h

    I suspect the migration to Azure is continuing to go well

    • ascendantlogic8h

      This feels more like Copilot-as-platform-engineer to me

      • DeepYogurt7h

        Github's been running on vibe code for a while now and it's starting to show

    • rvz8h

      Yes indeed. 6 years of non-stop outages across the platform every month.

      Even self-hosting would have been more stable than sitting on GitHub as predicted more than half a decade ago. [0]

      Now there is no 'CEO of GitHub' to contact this time (Satya does not care).

      [0] https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22867803

    • someguyiguess8h

      I did not come to hacker news expecting comedy gold but you have done it my friend!

  • corvad8h

    Github's recent reliability has honestly been abysmal. Not surprised.

    • ferguess_k8h

      Unless some major customers are moving away, I don't think they are going to seriously care about it.

      • corvad8h

        I suspect some companies may already be considering it. Especially with the wealth of alternatives today.

        • g947o8h

          Companies are already using on-premise GitHub server, if they are using GitHub in the first place. There are many other self hosted solutions which are quite common in enterprise environment.

        • supriyo-biswas7h

          In my experience companies are moving into GitHub for Copilot and GHA.

          • appplication7h

            GHA maybe, but copilot is just another mid tier player in a congested space.

            • ChromaticPanic25m

              It's a cheap mid tier player. You get more tokens per dollar.

            • NewJazz5h

              Doesn't stop folks from wanting to buy the MS brand. Execs are really out of touch these days.

        • nine_k8h

          What kind of alternatives do you see as viable for large(ish) commercial users?

          • toephu28h

            GitHub on-prem. Officially called GitHub Enterprise Server. You can have GitHub, but hosted on your own servers.

            • NewJazz7h

              So you still pay them, you do the hosting work, and you get a product with worse features than gitlab?

              • zxcvasd7h

                but you can be smug when theres a github incident, and thats hard to put a price on

                • NewJazz6h

                  You can do that with gitlab.

      • pxc7h

        What is the quality-first, high uptime alternative to GitHub? My employer uses both GitHub and GitLab, and while I think GitLab is better, its quality also frankly sucks. It's riddled with bugs that have just been marinating on the issue tracker for years, and the most common "fix" for gnarly bugs in the CI platform is "revise the documentation to reflect the existing (broken) behavior".

        • ferguess_k4h

          *Stupid question*: What is so hard about self hosting one's own repo? I get it must be difficult for a mega corporation, but for companies like us, who have hundreds of repos but only 20 of them are regularly used, and concurrent read/write is relatively light -- considering our largest team is less than 20 persons, so even if all of them are reading/writing from the repo, it doesn't seem to be a huge issue.

          Even for a bigger company, say 5x developers (we have about 100+ SWEs and maybe 10-20 other titles who use GitHub), is it really a big thing to self host their own repos? External applications are definitely on another level because you could have hundreds of concurrent visits easily.

          What did I miss?

          • pxc3h

            > What is so hard about self hosting one's own repo?

            Maybe nothing! I was genuinely asking. I still don't know what Actually Good™ forges are out there these days, generally suitable for corporate use in place of the likes of GitHub or GitLab. Forgejo? Something not based on Git?

        • stefan_6h

          It's amazing, before we even had ChatGPT, GitLab was building so much endless slop halfbaked crap in their pursuit of ever more "enterprise checkboxes". Now they have slowed right down, no doubt collapsing under the escalating maintenance weight of all the nonsense that was created, like the canaries in the vibe coding mines telling us of impending doom.

          Now you go to their blog, theres a banner at the top announcing "GitLab Agentic AI whatever is GA (GENERAL AVAILABILITY)" and you try to click it its literally a fucking 404 not found. That's the level of their stability and quality. Try it for yourself:

          https://about.gitlab.com/blog/

          • fhd25h

            Maybe it's GU already.

  • jbverschoor8h

    Good thing git is a distributed system

    • dgxyz8h

      Virtually no one knows how to do anything with it outside of github.

      • nine_k8h

        Your favorite search engine or LLM will show you in a second, it's really easy.

        The problem is that it's not enough. The fact that Github uses Git specifically is a technical detail; it could use mercurial equally easily, as Bitbucket used to. Github Actions, OWNERS files, PRs and review tools, issue tracker, wiki are all not Git features.

        • dgxyz7h

          Not a chance. I think you need to spend some time in low ball corporate IT. It's just monkeys throwing faeces at the wall. We only just levered them off subversion...

          (I use Fossil 100% offline for personal projects for ref)

      • TZubiri7h

        You might be surprised, but that's not true at all.

        I once read someone commenting "Nobody writes code by hand without looking syntax up".

        Man, you are just outing yourself as a complete beginner, the field is way deeper than you imagine and it's not even close.

        • dgxyz7h

          Not really. I've been around a while. Git for about 15 years. Subversion before that. Perforce before that. rcs before that (back down to sun3 machines). Mostly Fossil now for personal things.

          What I am saying is that people learn as much as they need to. They generally don't need to know any more git than is required to interact with github. If anything problematic comes up, they go in with a wrecking ball because they don't truly understand what they are doing. And git has a lot of wrecking balls available.

          If you threw them at raw git and asked them to collaborate with someone they'd be up shit creek. They have no idea how SSH or email works for example.

      • Joe_Cool8h

        That's a them problem.

      • tonymet7h

        i still find insightful ways to use git every day. amazing tool. it's a shame for those who only see it as "how to sync my repo with my coworkers"

    • nine_k8h

      Git is!

      PRs and code review are not. CI/CD is not.

      I mean, there are solutions, but none of them seems to have a large enough mindshare and efficiency. (Even though Github's code review tools are pretty spartan.)

      • globular-toast7h

        > PRs and code review are not. CI/CD is not.

        They can be. A PR can be made and code review conducted by submitting a patch to a mailing list. That's how the kernel and, I think, git itself is developed.

        CI/CD is really a methodology. It just means integrating/deploying stuff as soon as its ready. So you just need maintainers to be able to run the test suite and deploy, which seems like a really basic thing.

    • TZubiri7h

      True, workers can still commit to their local git.

      I've been looking into having a separate git server that we can commit to and add plain ole git hooks to, and just having it be synced with github as a clone.

      • sirmoveon6h

        Check out Gitea. Its kind of a clone of github but you can self host.

  • howToTestFE7h

    If GH has an issue, it seems to always be around 4pm or 5pm GMT. I'm starting to think that i should avoid any planned production releases around this time.

  • tapoxi8h

    helm repo add gitlab https://charts.gitlab.io/ && helm upgrade --install gitlab gitlab/gitlab

    I did this in 2019, it avoided so many headaches. CI is better too since there's a nice clean mapping of build -> pod for everything and I can just exec in if something's borked.

    • odie55338h

      Things would have to get really bad before I considered managing my own repositories. Trading someone else's headaches for my own.

      • tapoxi8h

        It's not as bad as you think, I run the helm upgrade when patches come out, the backing store is S3 or managed SQL, it runs a nightly k8s cron called gitlab-backup which tarballs the whole thing into an s3 bucket with a single command restore should disaster strike. (This is part of the product, not a thing I wrote.)

        I probably only babysit it for 30 minutes per year, including all the upgrades.

      • nine_k7h

        It depends how high you value your headaches, and how high, your org's downtime. Github not working accrues over the hourly rate of every developer affected, which is likely $70-$100 a hour. 10 hours of outage in a year affecting a team of 10 would cost north of $70k, enough to hire a part-time SRE dedicated just to tend to your Gitlab installation.

        • zxcvasd7h

          >10 hours of outage in a year affecting a team of 10 would cost north of $70k

          10 hours x 10 developers x $70 per hour = $7000, not $70000.

          • nine_k4h

            Thank you for the correction! This indeed completely changes the picture :-\

      • 0xbadcafebee8h

        ^ this. the last thing i want is to add to my workload. take my money and make my life easier, even if it means that for one hour every couple months i can't do anything

        • NewJazz7h

          Have you ever actually hosted gitlab?

  • nottimbo9h

    Microsoft, it's time to hire some SREs.

    • arm328h

      We did hire some, boss! Soshie, Vizzy and Dexter. They're AI, but they're supposed to be way better than a human SRE. At least that's what the Sintra salesguy told us.

      • rvz8h

        So that's what the Tay, and Zoe AI bots were doing all this time after they were cancelled and banned off of Twitter.

        Working on the GitHub Azure migration and for years it's gone so well so far.

    • VirusNewbie8h

      Microsoft doesn't pay well enough to attract good SRE talent.

    • aruggirello8h

      Clippy to the rescue! :-)

    • lenerdenator8h

      Why hire anyone to fix a problem when you can make an AI agent to "fix" it, tell investors about it to pump the price, and not fix anything knowing that you have a monopoly?

    • ferguess_k8h

      Yes we did hire SREs, unfortunately they are in another continent and they only know how to pull others into the chat. We also have some AI too, do you want to try them? They are pretty good SREs, one of them wrote 100K lines of code in a week while another one reviews every line along the way. It was fantastic! Fantastic!! FANTASTIC!!!

      OK I have no idea about MSFT SREs, just to be /s.

  • andrewinardeer6h

    Days since last GitHub incident: 0.2

    • imglorp6h

      14 incidents this month. So far.

  • postexitus9h

    I believe it is an Azure outage or some type of MS service - everything on Azure is down.

    • zxcvasd8h

      having no issues on azure here, seeing no azure incidents on the status page or any of my admin panels

      • deathanatos7h

        > seeing no azure incidents on the status page

        … in all seriousness, that is hardly proof that Azure isn't having an outage.

        • zxcvasd7h

          if i thought it alone was proof enough, i wouldnt have also included the bit about how i was actively using azure.

          its one signal, among others. and in any case, i wasn't trying to prove the parent commenter wrong. i was offering my own signal to the crowd.

      • verst8h

        I second this. Not experiencing any Azure issues at this time.

    • ctxc8h

      My az services seem to be up.

  • toephu27h

    This is why companies should host their own source code on-prem.

  • MadameMinty9h

    Angry unicorns seem to be over.

  • phtrivier8h

    Fixed in about 30m to an hour.

    Definitely annoying, but I'll try the hot take that, contrary to popular belief, GH is not critical infrastructure - or so I hope.

    Please tell me no part of the Ukrainian air defense system depends on a gh action hook.

    • eddd-ddde8h

      You've heard of infrastructure as code, now presenting air strikes as code!

      Need a new secret offensive operation? Create a new JSON file with the coordinates, make a merge request and get Commander approval, merge it, and our new proprietary GitHub action runner will deploy a drone in seconds!

      • philipallstar8h

        This is far too simple. The correct way is to generate an NFT that's a screenshot from Google Maps of where you'd like to hit, and a blockchain-watching AI will spot it, figure out where you probably mean and send the coordinates to the fire control system.

    • vaylian8h

      It's not critical, but there's still a lot of reliance on it.

      It's also the only reason why I still need IPv4.

    • ares6238h

      When millions of man-hours are lost waiting for your service to be back up, I think that deserves a bit of resiliency.

    • NewJazz7h

      The status page says things are still not fixed.